Chinese People Are Perverted!

I haven't posted anything for a while now, but that's because I've been so busy! I was at my cousin's wedding the other day, and it was the first time I was at a wedding for about 5 years... What I never noticed back then was how perverted Chinese people are.

I was just a kid when I went to my uncle's wedding, so I didn't understand anything. I was only 10 at my other cousin's (that was my last wedding until the recent one) wedding, and I didn't pay attention then either. But now that I'm older, I notice that Chinese people are dirty as heck!

According to the lady doing all the announcing, Chinese people used to have arranged marriages, so at the wedding, they would play "doot games" (she was trying to bleep it) so that when they had "S-E-X" (man, she was hilarious!), they wouldn't be so awkward.

They did that traditional "put eggs in his pants and get it to the other side by going through his crotch area" game, and then a few more. I even joined in on two! One of them involved a cup strapped to my waist, with a string taped to the cup and a tangerine taped to the end of the string. I had to get it into the cup... without using hands. We had to do pelvic thrusts...

Haha, I made a fool of myself in front of 20 tables full of people (my parents were there...!) but it was worth it! Chinese people are so perverted. =p

-Gary M.